Ahh Candy Crush, how do I love thee, let me count the ways. I love the way you compliment me after I complete a quite stellar candy combination, I love the way your sound effects sound like a laser show, I love it all. You know what I don’t love? I DON’T love having to beg my friends for tickets, I DON’T love when I have one jelly/ingredient left to bring down and I run out of moves, and I especially DO NOT love getting this screen:
Candy Crush is a life ruiner. It ruins lives. JK send me a life.